Stan Lyrics

Chorus: Dido
My tea's gone cold I'm wonder why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cos you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a showy he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*}
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counselling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

 

Eminem之所以叫eminem的原因。真的是一首太赞的歌。理解这首歌后，却发现更难写出点什么。只是觉得悲伤。非常悲伤。看评论，所有人都在骂歌中的stan是垃圾。可是，我却很同情他。字里行间，他对eminem的爱由最初的小心翼翼的矜持到后来的有小小的抱怨直到最后的绝望。stan一定是带着无限的绝望和伤心离开的。他以为自己找到了与自己灵魂相契的人，可一次又一次的失望让他意识到，自己仍是孤单一人。没有人可以拯救你，没有人可以理解你，没有人可以帮你脱离一切。除了你自己。

喜欢的歌。小记一下。

　　今年快结束了。各式各样的预测都开始蠢蠢欲动起来。无论今年过得怎样，谁不希望2007年比2006年要好呢？预测，无疑是满足窥探与好奇最好的一扇窗。我是俗人，所以每当情绪低落、流年不顺时，最热衷的便是占卜算命。2007的星座预测当然也不会放过。不过说真的，这次的预测让我觉得有些说不出的感觉。太准了。那些对性格和观念的分析，感觉真是一针见血到了不给面子的程度。可是很奇怪，如果简单一个大众化的预测都能准成这样，那命盘的精确度一定会吓人一跳吧。那是否也表示着，所谓的“未来”诚然是可以预知的。这种想法很可怕。你自己努力想掌握却掌握不住、想争取却忐忑不安的命运，别人透过几个数字，轻易就能窥破……好像有此离题了。还是说星座吧。

　　小孟和我都是风风火火的星座。她是牧羊，我是射手。性子直到自己都害怕的两个星座。同事中有个天秤MM，绰号是美女。每日嘴上挂着的便是“我要男人”。一看星座解析，原来天秤女子还真是那种非常渴盼“有伴”的类型。因此也能体谅MM受星座影响的无奈心情了。

　　忙中偷闲，又把其余那些星座的男男女女看了。发现真的都很精准。双鱼女人的柔情似水、双子男人的心性不定……然后看到天蝎男人。好称是爱情高手，眼神具有百分之百电力。想来想去，自己身边好像都没有这样的极品，便开始感慨不认得天蝎男。谁想坐在背后的小崔抗议了。晕一个-_-0。蛋饼男原来就是传说中的天蝎男。不过回忆一下，小崔虽然努力吃喝，但也没有荒废传绯闻的速度。公司绯闻最多的好像还真是他。然后，偶就发挥射手本色了，当面揭穿小崔花心男的本质。小崔脾气是好啊，虽然恼了一小会儿，还是在气消后，很热情地给偶介绍了NDSL和PSP的区别。（不过显然是在竭力打压PSP，而且都不说实质，只说NDSL好。）

　　彻底离题了。。。。。。。。。那个。。。。。。。。。。。有PSP的说一下用它当MP4，到底方不方便吧。想用它在上下班路上看动漫。谢了

　　看到小葛同学打110的事，不由想起N年前偶也打过一次的说。那时还没搬到现在的住宅区。住的是那种规划不太合理的六层楼房。与我们彼邻的那幢楼很强，炎热夏天的客厅，大家如果关系好，可以边吃饭边通过开着的窗户打招呼。（想想童年真是与童话一般啊。隔壁住着个大我二岁的帅哥，每天通过客厅又能看到大我三岁的帅哥。那个……扯远了……）也就是在这样的夏天，某夜，某户，某男，突发神经地把音响开到极暴的音。开到那个音也就算了，放得还都是红色革命歌曲。被迫听那种歌，当时那叫一个心浮气躁啊。在我还没有蹦起来跳到窗口喊停的时候，神经男楼下老太已经敲门向他反应噪音问题（表汗。当时的隔音就是差到有人敲门、敲门人与主人之间的对话都听得一清二楚）。神经男打发走了老太以后，音量却仍然保持原有水准。原本他玩个性，我倒还可以强忍。欺骗老年妇女，这个罪却着实不能惹。于是，偶就拨了110。110的姐姐态度暴好。警察来之前，我就一直在黑暗中祈祷，神经男啊，千万别良心发现，千万别关音响，千万要让警察叔叔听个真真切切。（不知道小葛当初等警察时，有没有祈祷过那个父亲不要停手，继续揍下去的-_-0是偶不厚道。。。。。。）总之，警察敲门时，那人仍然没关音响，然后理所当然被教训“朋友，你影响到邻居来。关轻点。”

　　HOHO，而且我可能碰上了好年代。竟然也没签字画押，事情就平息了。自那以后，神经男果然没有再夜半歌声过。那次为民除害不留名的善举，至今偶都意犹未尽的。

　　自然，偶比小葛要幸福一点。因为偶妈妈就偶打110这件事上还是相当支持的。因为神经男选的那些歌实在是太没有品位鸟。魔音穿脑啊。不过偶爸爸倒是对我阻止了免费怀旧专场颇有微辞的。这个就不表了。

　　昨天竟然又遇到了。还无巧不巧地坐到了我的旁边。那叫一个怦然心动啊。不过后来发现，他坐我旁边，其实是一件很郁闷的事。因为偶不可以正大光明地盯着他看了。然后貌似很乖的某人准备掏MP3听音乐，但却不小心摸到公车男的腿了。那叫一个瀑布汗。因为太尴尬了，所以没有向别人赔礼道歉。啊呀，不知道是不是显得太嚣张了。然后偶就听音乐鸟。边听边跟着轻哼，哼到一半，想到好像旁边是公车男，连忙噤声。记起包中有本书，连忙掏出来弥补形象。公车男这次都没有听MP3，一直掏手机出来看，估计不是觉得跟我坐在一起度日如年，就是被心爱MM抛弃鸟，等着小情人能回头。

　　然后偶到站了。公车男继续往中山公园方向前进。下车时，如释重负啊。暗恋果然不是人干的活儿。还有就是，提到公车男很像我曾经一个同学，竟然前天让我看到那个同学。觉得原版的比公车男要帅很多啊。HOHO，关于公车男，还会有不定期的后续报道。敬请期待。